Man of the Stacks

That's a dealbreaker.
Me: I'm on a mountain in the middle of freakin' nowhere, I'm not bound to be all that picky
Karen: find a goat
Me: y'know, none of this sounds very fun at all, I gotta find a better place to dispence my wisdom
Karen: yeah
Karen: umm...
Karen: how about a comfy room with a fireplace and a bar and a ton of books?
Karen: you could sit there in your big easy chair smoking a pipe (pretend you smoke)
Me: Can I wear a smoking jacket and a fez?
Karen: yes.
Karen: wait
Karen: no fez...
Karen: NO FEZ
Me: I'M OUT.
  1. jewelsify said: Psh, Karen. Fezzes are cool.
  2. thatdorkyguy posted this